The lady at Luton Pizza Express is a VERT crude woman

We played Club NME in Luton last week and had lots of big bastard fun. I bought a chicken a stick, had one bite and thought I was gonna hurl.... so, after the smell of it had almost made everyone else in the car hurl, should we have been surprised that when offering the remaining chicken on a stick to Barney that his eyes would light up like a small child reunited with its parents after being kidnapped, gagged, ***** (is that inappropriate?) and released ONLY when the ransom had been handed over? No, and thats why we love him.
Anywrrrr, check a review of our show by clicking the inside of barneys stoumach;



Doran